Banned In Florida Club
Nine causes. Nine silver coins. One Everglades Division fighting back. Pick your cause, win the lottery, earn your badge — and let Ron DeBanDis know you're still here.
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The Nine Silver Medallions
Pick Your Cause
Each coin represents a cause that Florida's government has declared war on. Choose yours, enter the lottery, and fight back. Every coin clicked is a vote against the ban.
The Everglades Division Lottery
How It Works
Every month the Division picks a cause. Everyone who picked that medallion wins — discounts, badges, perks, and bragging rights. Top 5–10 get prizes. Ron gets nothing.
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Pick Your Medallion
Choose the cause that matters most to you. Bear/Weed. Gator/Books. Flamingo/LGBTQ. Nine coins, nine fights. Pick one — or pick Ron himself.
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The Division Picks
On selection day, the Everglades Division announces the winning cause. Every member who picked that medallion wins. The more who picked it, the bigger the celebration.
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Claim Your Winnings
Winners get promoted with discounts and perks. Top 5–10 get actual prizes. Your badge goes on the roster. Ron DeBanDis is notified. (He is not happy.)
Stay Banned. Stay Loud.
Get the Everglades Division dispatch — lottery updates, new coins, Florida chaos, and the ongoing saga of Ron DeBanDis vs. everyone else.